ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF MONTY PYTHON DAY
Saturday 4th October | 11am–7pm
And now for something completely different…
Prepare yourself for a day of absurd antics, ridiculous competitions, and nonsensical fun as The Bond Store descends into Monty Python–inspired mayhem.
💰 Entry is FREE!
But to join the day’s silliness, games, and glorious nonsense, we will be asking for a donation to Kāpiti Golf for Good – a Lions & Rotary initiative.
👑 Gather your knights, twits, and lumberjacks for:
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🕺 The Ministry of Silly Walks Competition 3pm
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🩸 The Black Knight’s Limb Toss (just a flesh wound) All Day
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🎩 The Upper-Class Twit of the Year Race 1pm
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🐴 The Two-Person Coconut Horse Race 2pm
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🌲 The Lumberjack Song Karaoke (he’s okay!) 3.30pm
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🧠 The Monty Python Quiz (bring your brain, or a dead parrot) 12pm
🏆 Prizes to be won, dignity to be lost.
But that’s not all! Beware of French guards at the gate, pop into the Argument Tent (“This isn’t an argument!”), and expect confusion, silliness, and possibly a Spanish Inquisition (though nobody expects that).
Plus: Market stalls and Monty Python–themed drinks at the bar.
Plus Steve Poulton live music from 4.30pm.
So grab your coconuts and gallop to The Bond Store for a day you won’t forget (no matter how hard you try).
Kindly stuff your pockets with good old-fashioned cash (none of that funny monopoly money) to hurl generously at the ‘Golf is Good’ charity in exchange for your entry into the day’s utterly ridiculous games
WE ARE LOOKING FOR TEAMS AND INDIVIDUALS TO ENTER THE EVENTS - IF YOU ARE KEEN - YOU NEED TO BE QUICK: tee@thebondstore.co.nz
a BIG THANK YOU!! to Coastlands for sponsoring great prizes for the day!